Don't stand so close to me

Only true southerners may understand this one...it's all in the vernacular!! :)

One day one of my first graders approached me from having had to stand in line for a few minutes with the rest of the class. She was definitely very upset. She said, "Will you tell Jermaine to quit blowing his bad breaffies all over me!"

I didn't even have to ask her to repeat it!